A realistic best of 3 battle narrated by drunk girls Mai and Tai
Write 10 long, thorough paragraphs in novel format with dialogue
As the two contestants stepped onto the battlefield, Mai and Tai took a sip of their drinks and leaned in. "I must say, Bastet is quite the sight to behold," Tai commented, admiring the cat-like goddess. "But let's not forget about Kira. He's got a killer power and an ability that can turn anything into a bomb," Mai reminded her companion. As the starting signal rang out, Bastet quickly retreated to a safe distance, wary of Kira's explosive abilities. Kira, on the other hand, made his move, charging forward with his hand outstretched. "Everything he touches becomes a bomb!" Tai exclaimed, as Kira's power activated on contact with Bastet's golden fur. But Bastet had underestimated her own powers. Kira's hand turned into sand the moment it touched her, and he fell back, horrified. "Kira's power has no effect on Bastet, thanks to her curse!" Mai shouted, her words slurring just a bit. However, Kira was not one to be deterred so easily. He summoned his second bomb, a small tank that followed the heat of its target. Bastet dodged gracefully, but the tank took off after her. "Uh-oh, she better watch out!" Tai giggled, as the tank exploded harmlessly beside Bastet, coating her in golden sand. But Bastet was still unphased. She looked down at Kira disdainfully and said, "I refuse to fight. As a pharaoh goddess, it goes against everything I stand for." Kira was taken aback by her words, but he still had one last trick up his sleeve. He summoned his third and final bomb, one that would take both of them back in time one hour, causing them to relive the battle in a loop. "The ultimate trump card!" Mai exclaimed, her eyes wide with excitement. But Bastet was not afraid. As the bomb went off and the world around them reset, she turned to Kira with a confident smirk. "Your power may loop us back in time, but my power as a goddess is eternal." This time, Bastet had the upper hand. With a single command, she cursed Kira's very existence, turning him into sand and blowing him away with a gust of wind. "That's it folks! Bastet has emerged victorious," Tai announced, clapping her hands. "And with that, let's get another round of drinks," Mai chimed in, as the two tipsy girls stumbled off the battlefield.