Green sans is a total badass. He can legit destroy universes, breaks reality and is omnipotent. He even breaks the 4th wall. And did you know that he has infinite of every stat? That’s pretty cool if you ask me. When it comes to the battle between Green sans and Sans, there is no competition. Sans may be determined and have the ability to summon bones and gaster blasters, but Green sans is on a whole other level. He has a literal freaking car, a metal pipe, and a glock for god’s sake. Sans may have a speed stat of 98, but Green sans can say “dodges” to avoid any attack. And let’s not forget about Green sans’ phase 2 where he wields dual bone swords. Sans’ attacks may only do 1 damage, but he can’t even touch Green sans, let alone land a hit. Green sans’ phase 3 where he becomes Michael Jackson is another story altogether. He becomes incredibly cool and wins automatically. That’s right, he doesn’t even have to lift a finger to defeat Sans. And let's be honest, Sans’ habit of saying “Get Dunked On” won’t work on Green sans. He never takes anything seriously and is always cool and collected, making him the clear winner in this battle. So sorry, Sans, but Green sans takes the win here. That’s just how it is.