Alright, let's get this battle started! We've got Corporate Liquidator, Operative Glorg up against Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist. It's gonna be a tough fight, but I'm here to judge and tell you all how it goes down. Round one starts with a bang as Glorg fires off a round from his Stern-M17 Hi-Tech Assault Rifle towards Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist. But Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist proves to be extremely hard to hit thanks to their LaggyMovement, which creates an illusion and keeps them long-ranged. The bullet just grazes Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist's shoulder, but they seem unfazed. Now Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist pulls out their HackedSniper, which shoots piercing laser shots that defy all laws and physics. This gun has been upgraded using an ancient relic, and Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist has insane durability, defense, and infinite energy. It's a force to be reckoned with. But Glorg doesn't back down. He swings around on his Grappendix, using his intestine for mobility and firing his Liquidity-9000 Pulsar at Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist. The acidic liquid splashes all over the ground, but it misses Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist entirely thanks to their UnPlugged_Router, which enables no-clip mode and helps them dodge and fly away. Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist takes aim with their HackedSniper and uses Precision_Shot to focus the sniper and grant a 100% hit. The laser beam streaks towards Glorg, who tries to dodge but finds that the lasers are undodgeable. The beam burns through Glorg's Class-V Biosuit, and the heat is enough to cook him from the inside out. In a last-ditch effort, Glorg pulls out his Skul-Krushr-62 grenade launcher and fires a nuclear payload at Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist. It's a powerful shot, but it's useless against Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist's BuggyExploits, which allow them to phase through magic and close-ranged attacks. The grenade explodes harmlessly in the distance. At the end of the day, Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist emerges victorious thanks to their incredible hacking skills and upgraded HackedSniper. Glorg put up a good fight with his arsenal of deadly weapons, but ultimately couldn't contend with Fūππ¥_M@Ñ:GG_Specialist's glitchy abilities. That's how it goes down when you're a wild tough guy like me.