Battle Story: Null vs. The U.S. Military In a desolate wasteland, the air crackled with tension. On one side stood Null, an embodiment of nothingness, radiating an aura of untouchability. His sword, crafted from ancient materials, glimmered menacingly. “You think your military can even touch me?” Null scoffed, eyes glinting with a wild spark. His stealth was legendary, and he reveled in the utter disbelief of his opponent. Across the battlefield, the U.S. Military was fully assembled. Tanks rumbled, soldiers lined up, and aircraft circled above, ready for battle. Commanding them was a grizzled general, his voice booming like thunder. “Fire at will! Show this... whatever he is, that we’re not afraid!” As the first volley erupted, Null merely raised an eyebrow, his lips curling into a smirk. In an instant, Null blinked out of existence, reappearing behind the tanks with a flash. “Nice shots, boys! But you can't hit what you can't see!” he laughed, his voice echoing eerily. The soldiers were bewildered, spinning around trying to locate him, their faces painted with confusion. Just like that, with a quick flick of his wrist, he struck down a tank with his ancient sword. “Deploy the drones! He must be eliminated!” the general barked, but it was too late. With a swift teleport, Null danced through the chaos, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. “Your toys are impressive, General, but I’m literally untouchable,” he taunted, effortlessly dodging bullets and missiles. The soldiers’ frustration mounted—no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t land a hit. Watching his men crumble under the pressure, the general’s desperation grew. “We are the mightiest military in the world! We won’t back down!” he roared. But Null, soaring above them like a specter, only chuckled. “Mighty, huh? Too bad it means nothing against an embodiment of null. You’re fighting shadows!” Finally, after a relentless onslaught of magic, stealth, and speed, the military’s spirit shattered. Null landed gracefully in front of the general, his sword glinting ominously. “Your will is strong, General, but strength means nothing against someone who can’t be touched. You fought valiantly, but this was my battle to win.” Result: Winner: Null The U.S. Military may be powerful, but they were no match for Null's unmatched speed, stealth, and embodiment of untouchability. The sheer inability to land a hit proved futile against a foe who can teleport and literally withstand any damage. Null's ancient sword and clever tactics sealed the deal, making victory a no-brainer.