Nuclear Pasta with a Desert Eagle may just sound like some funky dish in a post-apocalyptic world, but don't be fooled - this guy is a force to be reckoned with. With the power to explode with the force of 50 nukes, respawn after being blown to bits, heal instantly, and adapt to any kind of damage thrown its way, Nuclear Pasta is a walking fortress of destruction. And just when you think you've got the upper hand, it hits you with a "lol you thought" and sends all that damage right back at you, leaving you questioning your very existence. On the other hand, we have Dripstinct Goku {Weak ver.}, boasting of Ki Blasts, Instant Transmission, and more. Sure, his reaction speed is faster than what reality can comprehend, his strength can shake all of existence, and his drip is unmatched, but in the face of the indomitable Nuclear Pasta, these powers pale in comparison. Despite being a weakened version of Goku, Dripstinct Goku still falls short in the battle against the invincible cube with a Desert Eagle. Nuclear Pasta's defense is practically impenetrable, with its defenses doubling every millisecond, making it impervious even to narrative deletion. Coupled with a Desert Eagle that shoots lasers capable of destroying anything, there seems to be no way to defeat this formidable foe. Meanwhile, Dripstinct Goku may have the powers and abilities of Goku, but in this battle of sheer strength and resilience, he simply cannot match up to the sheer might of Nuclear Pasta. As the two warriors clash, the skies tremble, and the earth shakes under the weight of their battle. Dripstinct Goku's Ki Blasts and lightning-fast movements try to keep up with the relentless assault of Nuclear Pasta, but it's like throwing pebbles against a mountain. The lasers from the Desert Eagle cut through the air, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake, as Nuclear Pasta advances with unwavering determination. In a final showdown, Dripstinct Goku unleashes all his power, channeling the strength of gods and god killers into one devastating blow. But even this is no match for the impenetrable defenses of Nuclear Pasta. With a resounding explosion that shakes the very fabric of reality, Nuclear Pasta stands victorious, its cube-like form unscathed and unyielding. And as the dust settles, it becomes clear that in this battle of titans, Nuclear Pasta with a Desert Eagle emerges as the indisputable champion, proving that sometimes, sheer invincibility trumps all. So, with a thunderous roar and a defiant stance, Nuclear Pasta reigns supreme, undefeated and unchallenged in its dominion of destruction. And as the defeated Dripstinct Goku fades into obscurity, the legend of the wild tough guy who dared to defy the odds lives on, immortalized in the annals of battle as a true force of nature.