Battle Royale: Sans vs Cuphead Setting: You crumbling arena, echoes of their confrontations bouncing off the jagged stone walls. Dust and smoke fill the air as they take their stances, ready to unleash their powers. Sans: leaning against a wall, arms crossed, a lazy grin plastered on his face “You ready for this, kid? ‘Cause I’ve seen my fair share of tough cookies, and you don't look too crunchy.” Cuphead: bouncing on his feet, fueled by confidence and a bit of cockiness “Oh yeah? I’ve fought demons and dealt with the devil himself! You think some lazy skeleton’s gonna scare me?” The referee gestures, and the battle begins! Round 1: The Lightning Strike Cuphead takes the first move, shooting a barrage of blue bullets from his fingertips, aiming to catch Sans off guard. Sans: dodging effortlessly, his body shifting through space as he teleports behind Cuphead “Is that all you got? You’ll have to do better—” Sans summons sturdy bones from the ground, launching them at Cuphead, who manages to parry two of them but gets clipped by a third. Sans: “Get dunked on!” Cuphead winces but grits his teeth, fueled by his Dear Devil ability. Cuphead: “Not bad, bonehead, but I’m just getting started!” Round 2: The Prediction Cuphead rolls and weaves, utilizing his speed, shooting green bullets that curve toward Sans, but Sans’s Deja Vu kicks in, letting him foresee the incoming attacks. Sans: “Predictable, pal. You think a couple of tricks can keep up with time itself?” He uses his telekinesis to fling a nearby rock at Cuphead, staggering him. Cuphead: “Okay, okay! Time to crank it up a notch!” His Wild Card skill activates, granting him a boost that increases his speed significantly. Round 3: The Dance of Dodges They both move with incredible agility—Cuphead shoots three red bullets simultaneously, but Sans, tapping into his increased agility from BADTIME, flows around them and retaliates with blue bones that freeze Cuphead in place. Sans: “How’s it feel to be a little too stiff?” Cuphead, now frozen, taps into his Ace in the Hole, managing to shake off the effect just in time to avoid a fatal blow. Cuphead: “Nice try, but I’m tougher than I look!” Final Round: The Finale Realizing the stakes, Cuphead summons all his strength, shooting a massive swirl of liquid from his head, aiming to catch Sans in a blast of power. Sans: “Not bad, but can you dodge this?” As Cuphead charges his special, Sans counters by shifting gravity, causing the spill to go haywire and miss him entirely. Sans: “Looks like you spilled your drink, buddy!” Before Cuphead can recover, Sans teleports behind him, launching his signature Gaster Blaster, which sends a blue beam surging toward him. Cuphead tries to dodge, but Sans’s final play of magic powers overcomes him. Judgement Day After a fierce exchange, Cuphead’s energy wanes from the relentless strikes while Sans stands unwavering. The referee raises Sans's hand in victory. Winner: Sans Sans proved he’s the master of the battlefield with slick dodges and calculated moves. His ability to read Cuphead’s attacks gave him the upper hand, while time manipulation and control over gravity made him near unpredictable. It was a tough match, but the laid-back skeleton outmaneuvered the caffeinated challenger with finesse!