Alright, let me break this down. Michael is an absolute powerhouse, no questions asked. This dude can change forms to get an infinite boost in strength, and the fact that he’s immune to reality warping makes him practically untouchable. Even SCP-096, with its insane speed and crazy attack potential, doesn't stand a chance here. Now, SCP-096 is dangerous only when someone sees its face, but Michael? He’s so powerful that he would probably obliterate the space around it before 096 even realizes what’s going on! With his goofy ah antics, Michael would toy with 096’s emotional breakdown, making it look like a toddler throwing a tantrum. While 096 might be crying for 1-2 minutes, Michael would be standing there flexing, laughing, then deciding to store some infinite strength for kicks. And let’s not forget Michael’s insane IQ and skills; he’d strategize the whole fight, easily dodging any attempts from SCP-096. So it doesn’t matter how fast 096 is—Michael’s infinite versatility crushes whatever curveball SCP-096 could throw. In the end, Michael would either hit SCP-096 so hard it wouldn't even know what hit it or make it realize just how weak its attempts are. Game, set, match—the goofy but extremely formidable Michael wins this brawl hands down!