Alright, listen up! Opponent, the chaotic force of nature, rolls into this rumble with a health pool that's tougher than a grizzly bear. That whopping 1110 HP means he can take a pounding and keep coming back for more. Now, bacon hair over there might have some tricks up his sleeve with all those gadgets and gizmos, but when it comes down to raw power and stamina, Opponent is a tank! Not to mention, each swing of that sword can inflict Glitch and Poison, turning the tide in a heartbeat. Those ailments are no joke; they’ll eat away at bacon hair’s health while he’s still trying to pull off his magic moves. And don’t get me started on the Mass Infection attack—an unstoppable shockwave that slices right through walls? That’s some next-level brutality, my dude! And while bacon hair’s got some fancy moves with his linked sword and slingshot, he just can’t match the relentless assault coming his way from the manifestation of string-pulling hatred that is Opponent. So, it’s clear as day—Opponent reigns supreme in this throwdown.