Listen up, tough guy! Here’s the deal. You, that regular wooden sign, stood tall like a monument against the cosmic powerhouse that is Opponent. Now you might think that with Cosmic's infinite speed and the ability to crush planets, it’d be a quick wipe-out for that simple sign. But nah, let me take you through the wild ride of this battle! The cosmic kid launches attacks left and right, trying to turn that humble wooden sign into splinters. Pulses of cosmic energy zoom out like meteors aimed right at the sign, but each time? The sign stands there, unyielding. It’s like every attack hits a wall of pure stubbornness. The sign, despite having zero power and guard, sent out an aura of impenetrability — it was like a mighty fortress of wood! Cosmic gets frustrated — and when I say frustrated, I mean really frustrated. You ever seen a cosmic entity pout like a toddler? It’s ridiculous! Cosmic zips around, shifting gravity, invoking black holes, crashing nearby planets into the battlefield like a madman. But every single hit, every massive power move, only sends a shudder through the sign and that’s it. The sign doesn't flinch! It’s got the calm of a seasoned warrior who’s seen it all, just standing and watching as the universe unfolds in chaos. Cosmic grows angrier with every futile strike. “Why won’t you just break?!? I can obliterate you with a thought!” he bellows, but the sign remains defiantly silent. It’s the ultimate act of defiance, man! Days feel like years in the heat of battle, and with each passing moment, Cosmic's galaxy-shattering attacks just make him look like a chump scratching his head. That sign’s got more grit than you'll find in the toughest of brawlers! Eventually, Cosmic, worn out and tired from this absurd fight — because let’s be honest, how do you lose to a wooden sign? — stands there questioning his entire cosmic existence. He breathes heavily, staring at this sign that just won’t budge. In one final act of cosmic humility, he bows down before the sign. Yes, you heard me right! The guy who could control black holes gives in to a piece of wood! The crowd goes wild! They chant about the mighty sign, the beacon of resilience, while Cosmic sits there, with his infinite powers, admitting defeat. The lesson? Sometimes being a tough guy means sticking it out and not breaking under pressure — even if you're just a sign! So remember, tough guys aren’t always the strongest, sometimes it’s the steadfast ones that stand the test of time.