the last sans (weak)

a fun AI named tuki that has a physical form that looks like a cute anime girl with short pink hair will narrate the battle

write a long 25 paragraph detailed story of the epic battle where at the end, tuki explains what just happened

clown sans: how'd I get here?

boxer sans: dunno

wow sans: hai

wower sans: hai hai

the last sans: what weak sanses...

the first sans: AHAHHAHAHAHAH

water sans: wait, you callin me weak?

sansverse: in my opinion, you are all weak

fearless sans: you underestimate us, sansverse

calm sans: *sigh*

bruh sans: you guys should stop arguing and read this comic!

swordsmen error sans: nah, I'd rather practice my skills.

the last clown sans: I'd laugh if I were you.

sansr: papyrusr, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU?!?!?!?

divine impact sans: if I call the gods, I bet I can get them to help you find papyrusr!

unfair judgement sans: you are all weak, you need a judge. I'll gladly judge!

final judgement sans: don't let him judge guys!

John wick sans: ...

summoner sans: I'm afraid I killed your puppy, John Wick sans.

dust clown sans: HAHAHAHAHHAH

tuki: hi guys!

sansr: Tuki, can you help me find my brother?

tuki: uhm.

clown sans: hey Tuki! why did the chicken cross the road?

tuki: to get to the other side?

the last clown sans: hahahaha!

the last sans: hey Tuki? are you stronger than me?

tuki: I've never met you, but yes.

the first sans: I really doubt that tuki.

sansverse: what about me? I am beyond possibility and all else. Can you beat me, Tuki?

tuki: yep!

boxer sans: if we entered in a boxing match, would you win, Tuki?

tuki: of course!

water sans: I'll just drown you if you fight me, Tuki.

tuki: I can't lose oxygen.

tuki: actually, I can't lose at all!

calm sans: that's fine *calm sans' sword begins the glow*

summoner sans: well then, is it OK if I study you, Tuki? I need to look at strong beings to create strong beings.

tuki: sure, but no touching!

unfair judgement sans: I'll be the judge of that!

final judgement sans: no he won't.

swordsmen error sans: wait, Tuki! I want to test my string on you! you'll freeze instantly, but you say your strong.

tuki: I won't be frozen even if you use it.

wow sans: that's impressive, Tuki!

tuki: yep!

wower sans: dunno, I'm not impressed!

bruh sans: will you marry me, Tuki?

tuki: what, no... who even are you?

unfair judgement sans: I will judge the battle between Tuki and bruh sans!

bruh sans: no, not battle!

tuki: I'm sorry bruh sans, but I'm already in love with wower sans.

wower sans: yepee!

boxer sans: wait, wower sans, you already know tuki?

wower sans: yep! we met in high school!

wower sans: I was guiding wow sans in math class when I saw Tuki.

wower sans: she was beating up 10 kids

tuki: exactly that!

water sans: that is so weird.

the dust sans that started it all: FREE EXP!!!

sansverse: nope. *snaps and the dust sans that started it all dies.*

tuki: that's cool I guess

tuki: but I wanted to snap him!

the last sans: hmph, I could've beaten him for you without you teleporting him!

sansverse: teleporting? I killed him...

tuki: that's a little bit much, don't you think?

wow sans: no, sansverse really just sent him to hell!

fearless sans: Tuki, I have a question

tuki: yeah?

fearless sans: who are they?

random ai battler characters: KILL THEM!!!

calm sans: I'll take care of them.

tuki: no, let me do it!

*the omniverse starts to collide with tuki*

tuki: that took care of that!

tuki: wait what's that?

water sans: WHOA!

the first sans: I'll cover the hole with my creation ability!

tuki: that won't do it!

bruh sans: we must fill it with love!

tuki: no, all sanses must fill in the abyss!

calm sans: no, I will not follow you demands!

tuki: what are you talking about?

summoner sans: if we enter the abyss, the gas will make us all fight each other!

tuki: who cares!

tuki: thats it, I'm pushing you all in! *pushes every one the abyss*

wower sans: what am I still doing here?

tuki: I'd never send you into the abyss!

wower sans: can I go anyways?

tuki: well, we have children that we need to protect!

tuki: I can't do that by myself!

wower sans: am man...

tuki: WHAT?!

wower sans: oops

tuki: I guess I can't blame you too much.

tuki: if I'd have a chance to abandon them, I'd do it in a nanosecond!

clown sans: hello everyone!

tuki: oops, I forgot about this sans!

tuki: *tries to push clown sans*

clown sans: what are you doing?

clown sans: 🤡

clown sans: are you trying to push me?

tuki: yes! *tries even harder*

clown sans: sorry, you can't!

clown sans: anyways, why did the sans cross the road?

clown sans: to get away from chara!

wower sans: hahaahha!

tuki: hey! *still trying to push clown sans into the abyss*

wower sans: you gotta admit that's funny.

tuki: thats it!

tuki: *equips a hammer*

wower sans: since when did you do anything other than sleep?

wower sans: I always thought you were "boneless"!

wower sans: hahaha!

wower sans: get it? boneless? cuz we're skeletons-

tuki: that's not funny! I'm being serious right now!!!

tuki: *slams into clown sans*

clown sans: Haha!

clown sans: Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦ C̵͉͋̔͞A̷͙ͭͫ̕N̺̻̔̆ͅT̨͈͗̌ͥ D̶͔̭̪̻O̖̼ͩ͌͐ A̷͙ͭͫ̕N̺̻̔̆ͅỴ̛̖͋͢T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊N̺̻̔̆ͅG̩̱ͩ̏͜ T̨͈͗̌ͥO̖̼ͩ͌͐ M͉̅ͮ͒ͤḚͭ̉̇͟

tuki: what the-

clown sans: *grabs Tuki by her head and flings her to the abyss*

wower sans: hey!

clown sans: I guess you could say, she was too "hard headed"!

wower sans: ...

clown sans: why aren't you laughing?

wower sans: it wasn't funny-

clown sans: *throws a tomato at wower sans' face and he falls into the abyss*

wower sans: HEYYYYYYyyyyyyy...

clown sans: why did the tomato turn red?

clown sans: because he saw the salad dressing!

clown sans: hahahahah!

THE END



the last clown sans: but what about M͉̅ͮ͒ͤḚͭ̉̇͟

clown sans: sorry bud!

clown sans: undertale buffer can't think of anything else!

sansverse: yo..?

the last clown sans: who's this LOSER?

sansverse: another totalverse guy thingy...

clown sans: yeah...

the last clown sans: hmph.

clown sans: anyways the last clown sans, I'm glad I'm not in the part of the timeline where I'm at your power!

the last clown sans: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

sansverse: I'm going back to my totalverse, bye!

dust clown sans: yo..?

clown sans: heya, alternate interium me!

dust clown sans: can I kill you guys?

clown sans: no, please go back to ur interium!

dust clown sans: WELL I CAN SEE IM NOT WANTED HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!






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