自分's the weakest fighter from planet Trol, & he's sick of losing
Luckily, a trollface gave him some instructions to finally win for once
With these instructions, 相手's chances of winning drops to 0, while his skyrockets to 100%
Like, why didn't 自分 think about it before? It was so simple, & w/ some bullshit cartoon logic, it genuinely works as 自分 suddenly becomes unassailable to 相手 (how???)