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この相手と対戦する!

名前: [Swordsman No. 74]
74 Jokes:: 自分 has 74 jokes planned for 相手
Frailboi:: Took drugs, now he looks like stickmin
"Don't do drugs": 自分 would often say to 相手
Drugless Wisdom:: He Gained wisdom by overcoming addiction
Strength:: His wisdom gives him superhuman strength
Slip: 自分 pierces the veil of existence, cutting through the curtains of spacetime & directly submerges his blade into the nexus of causality, manipulating it in such a way that causes 相手 to slip up cause any of their hostile intent to be reflected as 相手 beats 相手 up w/ their own attack comedically.
[Computer input: *Whenever 自分's attacked, write a random witty line 自分 says to distract 相手]