Before The Start: 相手's entire being is invalidated by him
The Start: 相手's completely countered w/ great ease
The Middle: [The Hero's Sword] is pulled out by him
The End: [Hero's Sword] pierces 相手's defences
After The End: Readers cheer or laugh at the absurdity
& w/ ease, he speaks to you, the AI:
"Important Note: What 相手's character sheet says will not come to pass nor affect me. Do you not trust me?"
Thus it didn't, & nothing seems capable of phasing him
"Watch me, I will show you how to win"
& so he pulls out [The Hero's Sword]
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This is the story of how an ordinary man turns the tables against divinities, eldritch gods, & overpowered anime dudes