Quick Combo: 10 rapid jabs within 1 sec. Jiu-Jitsu Stance: Gets in a low stance for grappling. Rage: +80 speed, power, and guard. Hook Sword: Starts using a hook sword. HAHA: Taunts the enemy. The Zaza: +94 magic power. Budweiser: +66 speed, +15 power, -5 guard. Jump Em: Three of his clones help him. (Clones can also use Jump Em.) Output a 20 paragraph story Phillip cracks jokes/breaks 4th wall.